I have tried pleading. I have tried bargaining. At one point I even cried and Mumma Elf would not let me keep this. Alas, I relinquish this to you beautiful people.
Mumma Elf has handpainted a vintage tie rack (from an art deco wardrobe). It no longer has the poles but is the perfect shape and depth for a statement box frame. With a couple of large screws, it can be fixed to the wall. Or even left propped against the wall.
It is just stunning, hand painted in deep luscious reds with deep layers of murky blues and then very on-trend stag heads printed on through Mumma Elf's expert decoupage. It has then been heavily waxed to help longevity and protect it.